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October 15, 2009via email
婢,魏孺人媵也。嘉靖丁酉五月四日死,葬虚丘。事我而不卒,命也夫!婢初媵时,年十岁,垂双鬟,曳深绿布裳。一日,天寒,爇火煮荸荠熟,婢削之盈瓯,予入自外,取食之;婢持去,不与。魏孺人笑之。孺人每令婢倚几旁饭,即饭,目眶冉冉动。孺人又指予以为笑。回思是时,奄忽便已十年。吁,可悲也已!
October 15, 2009via email
The Chinese Names Joke Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?Operator:
Yes, you can speak to me.Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!Operator:
You are talking to someone! Who is this?Caller: I'm Sum Wan ..And I need to
talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.Operator: I know u are someone and u want to
talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?Caller: Well just tell
my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right
now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.Operator: Look if no one was
injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an
urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for
this!Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?Operator: I'm Saw Lee.Caller: Yes!
You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
October 15, 2009via email